Heart of Snarkness |
is: Rock and Roll, baseball, comics, hockey, video games, education, animal rights, SoCal, grammar, raising chickens, examples of my social ineptitude, and the pratfalls of interacting with females, all with a healthy dose of snark. At least that's the plan. UPDATE: I do not usually post personal whining, so I guess interesting stories about MY experiences with women are mostly out, but I do reblog funny stuff from anyone else. Political tidbits are fair game; anything for a laugh, really. If it makes me smile or makes me angry I'll put it up here. So, snark is promised and shall be delivered. I'm a health nut and a vegetarian for six years now, so veggie stuff may pop up here as well. Also, I like to write, in case you didn't notice. |
Why am I laughing at this? My god it’s so funny, but THEY ARE SERIOUS. OK, at least the guy is serious. The woman might have another agenda besides actually passing and enforcing her bill. Teenagers; I wouldn’t worry about her confiscating all your old used socks anytime soon.
”I put forth an amendment that outlaws the depositing of sperm anywhere other than a woman’s vagina.”
”If killing a zygote is murder, wasting semen should be murder.”
By the time a man sees … OK, I’m not even gonna finish that sentence. 1. it doesn’t matter 2. it REALLY doesn’t matter. This is great for a laugh though.
p.s. I feel like I’m 7 years old writing these tags, this isn’t THAT funny, is it?
