"I put forth an amendment that outlaws the depositing of sperm anywhere other than a woman's vagina." She is not kidding, this is for real. "Bro Choice" by Al Madrigal and Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.
Is your vagina pink enough? I wish I was kidding, but if your answer is no, there is a product for you.
Why am I laughing at this? My god it’s so funny, but THEY ARE SERIOUS. OK, at least the guy is serious. The woman might have another agenda besides actually passing and enforcing her bill. Teenagers; I wouldn’t worry about her confiscating all your old used socks anytime soon.
”I put forth an amendment that outlaws the depositing of sperm anywhere other than a woman’s vagina.”
”If killing a zygote is murder, wasting semen should be murder.”
By the time a man sees … OK, I’m not even gonna finish that sentence. 1. it doesn’t matter 2. it REALLY doesn’t matter. This is great for a laugh though.
p.s. I feel like I’m 7 years old writing these tags, this isn’t THAT funny, is it?